The UnicornUnicorns are an odd animal, that commonly appear in fantasy imagery. But, what is it really except a white horse with a conical forehead horn?
Today, guest poster, Katie Finley debunks the common myth about the simple unicorn and shows the foul beast's true nature. Look as it rides a donut to a land of binge eating. It's self loathing only intensifies as the vomit of stardust flows from its frosting soaked lips.
That's where stars come from.
Pot roast and Balderdash.